There are only two things to worry about:
Either you're well or you're sick;
If you're well, then there's nothing to worry about;
But if you're sick there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you'll get well, or whether you'll die;
If you get well, there's nothing to worry about;
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven there's nothing to worry about;
But if you go to hell you'll be so busy shaking hands with
Old friends, you won't have time to worry.
So why worry???